My very first products were hand-made, one-of-a-kind pins. When I finally realized I could repeat a phrase to make multiples, 'intellectuals gone bad,' a fairly succinct description of my own life, seemed appropriate.

She wasn’t sure she WANTED to live happily ever after.

I’m interested in humor, and greeting cards just happen to be a perfect medium for my message. They’re accessible to everyone, and thanks to all the advances that have been made by environmentally conscientious printers, I can get my message across while keeping my carbon footprint relatively small.

It would, of course, have to look like an accident.

I feel a sin coming on.

The nuns were still just one step behind her.

She would show HIM naughty...

My very first products were hand-made, one-of-a-kind pins. When I finally realized I could repeat a phrase to make multiples, intellectuals gone bad, a fairly succinct description of my own life, seemed appropriate.

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.

Inner beauty is for amateurs.